There will be no Virginia Tech football this weekend.

3,600-word, 13-play film review analyzing Virginia Tech's new misdirection concepts, Terius Wheatley as a jet sweep threat, multitude of offensive line groupings, Silas Dzansi's potential, the defensive highs and lows, and an early look at East Carolina.

The Hokies dominated the Tribe.

Reflecting on Tech's drubbing of William & Mary after a good night's rest.

The Hokies look to make quick work of the Tribe and move to 2-0.

There's not a more accurate football history of the Tribe anywhere on the internet.

The Hokies make a quick turnaround, playing their second game in just five days.

It's William and Mary week, which means it's time to celebrate our founding fathers the only way we know how: with gambling talk and nicknames for college football's only double Cole backfield.

Willie Taggart did not accuse GIFTORY of faking any injuries.

A field-level view of Virginia Tech's triumphant win over Florida State.

A brief look at FSU's conspiracy theories, with some LT position battle drama thrown in.

Film review reveals Virginia Tech defensive fundamentals were present in the 24-3 upset of Florida State, but some wrinkles helped exploit Florida State.

Reflecting on the Hokies' season-opening road win against the Seminoles after a good night's rest.

Bud Foster broke Florida State.

Year 3 of the Justin Fuente era kicks off with a primetime matchup against Florida State.

A 100% factual look and fully researched look at Virginia Tech football opponent Florida State.

Friday before game day, three days until Virginia Tech takes the field at Florida State.

A beyond the boxscore statistical preview of the Virginia Tech-Florida State football game.

Just when you thought this column couldn't be more degenerate, we double down. Brian and Joey talk gambling, fake gambling, and more gambling for week one.

Thirteen-play film preview of the defensive scheme the Hokies will face on Labor Day night.