Halfwits and Wagers

It’s Hate Week, but TKP’s resident degenerates aren’t feeling overly confident that the Commonwealth Cup returns home to Blacksburg.

TKP’s gambling crew says goodbye to Quincy Patterson, debates how Trevor Lawrence will spend the fourth quarter in Blacksburg, and dives deep into uniform combos.

TKP’s resident degenerates poke fun at Pat Narduzzi and get rich by betting against the Hokies.

Morale is understandably low, but TKP’s resident degenerates trudge on with another week of half-baked gambling lines.

Halfwits is back for another week of semi-realistic lines, bantering over Khalil Herbert's continued world dominance, Hugh Freeze's career prospects, and Virginia Tech's uniform combos.

TKP's resident degenerates are back for another week, basking in the glory of a Tech offense that can finally run the football.

TKP's favorite gamblers banter over Khalil Herbert's first quarter usage, Justin Fuente's plan at quarterback, and most importantly, uniforms!

TKP's resident degenerates are back for a top-20 matchup against UNC with a tropical storm tracking towards Chapel Hill.

TKP's favorite gamblers are riding high after routing NC State. What could possibly go wrong?

College football -- and most importantly, gambling -- is back. TKP's resident degenerates banter on the Hokies' revamped offensive weapons, Brian Kelly's new persona, and so much more.

Back-and-forth discussion of Virginia Tech-Rhode Island.

The boys fade Fuente, preview Miami and reminisce on happier times in this week's edition of Halfwits.

Full column dissecting Duke at Virginia Tech among other inane college football discussion.

Halfwits is (stunningly) back for Week 12, previewing Tech's matchup with Marshall along with the biggest games across Championship Week.

Although we've come, to the end of the road, still we can't let go (of fake gambling lines, some of which turn into real gambling lines).

With football season (and life) rendered meaningless, TKP's resident degenerates turn to gambling to get through the work week.

The resident TKP degenerates are just looking to score some second half points.

With preseason expectations skyrocketing, TKP's resident degenerates dissect what to like and what to fade as Year 5 of the Buzz Williams era tips off.

The Halfwits boys are back, sad and confused, for another week of Scot Loeffler-fueled degeneracy.

Halfwits is ready to gamble on the Techmo Bowl, the game that is predestined to break our hearts and wallets.