Well at least things are not Texas bad

This might be craziest story this season.

Texas Special Teams coach had a tricker treater bitten by a monkey that belonged to his stripper girlfriend. The way things are, this will probably help their recruiting. Check it out:

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2021/11/2/22759273/monkey-texa...

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