🤣🤣🤣 Dad Jokes 2023 🤣🤣🤣

I came across a doozy of a dad Joke, so I decided to resurrect the Dad Jokes thread. Well, that and slam dunk suggested that I revive it. 😉

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.

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I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"But first...you gotta get speed. Demon speed. Speed's what we need. We need greasy, fast, speed!"

Penchant for buggery

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I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Fifth Law of Thermodynamics: You can never have enough BBQ Sauce

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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~This post has been or will be edited for clarity. This is a write drunk, edit sober kind of account.~

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -Einstein

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Fifth Law of Thermodynamics: You can never have enough BBQ Sauce