Those new seat backs are torture devices.

These things.

My sixth-grader complained that the seat was too short for him. He's 4'8" and 70 pounds soaking wet. I'm 6'4", and the goddamned thing pushed me forward three inches, ended like two inches into my thighs, and the ones in front of me made it impossible to keep my legs in front of me. My knees were basically around the ears of the poor woman in front of me. There was nowhere else for them to go. If I'd bought season tickets, I'd be calling to demand either a refund or the removal of the backs on my seats.

You'd put these things on a restaurant seat to boost a 5-year-old up to the table. Whoever authorized them should have to sit in them every single day they're at work for eight hours for the rest of the season. OSHA would probably put a stop to it after 5 minutes, though.

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