Every week since August I've heard and learned some new tidbit about David Wilson, each more awesome than the last. This is what we know so far, some of it factual, some of it not, all of it plausible:
David Wilson has 50 ties.
The BT runs on David Wilson time.
Don Draper mixes David Wilson's Gatorade.
Davd Wilson catches rabbits during practice.
Yeah, he's more athletic and agile than Super-Mother-Fuckin'-Mario.
If David Wilson and The Most Interesting Man in the World were to meet, the universe would collapse into a tiny ball of compressed awesome.
There would also be an identity crisis, because David Wilson is the most interesting man in the world.
David Wilson scoops injury reports.
David Wilson directs the Marching Virginians.
David Wilson doesnt walk to class, he back flips there... for your entertainment.
David Wilson is a one man Riverdance act.
When David Wilson walks across the Drillfield in the winter the wind doesn't blow.
Quadfest is a celebration of David Wilson's massive legs.
Do you know something about Wilson that I don't?
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awesome
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Owens'd
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Mmmmmmm
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More on D Dubs
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+1
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i can do this all day.
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David Wilson out
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I got these two awesome responses on Twitter.
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