FIRST LOOK - New 2013 Helmets for this Season

Here is a quick breakdown of the rumored 'War Memorial Pylon' Helmets. They start with a shiny metallic orange base (because: Oregon Y'all) and will likely be worn in the Maroon Effect game. Starting this year, Hokie feet stickers will be awarded for various distinguishing performances. Actually, fuck it, everyone gets their helmet completely covered because everyone on the team is a rockstar.

The main logo is of course the War Memorial Pylons, however the date has been updated to 1999 because: seriously, did we even football before then? Below the date is one of those holographic stickers of a horse on a treadmill. When the players head turns side to side the horse will appear to be running.

Turkey legs will be dangled in front of every helmet for encouragement. Players can share their turkey legs with each other to promote teamwork, however, they can't use their hands to eat (grease on their hands will negatively affect performance) and they must remain attached to the helmet. A good use for this would be if Logan Thomas gets sacked, an offensive lineman can offer an apology by letting Thomas take a bite of delicious smoked turkey.

An awesome new technology will be incorporated to give the players a superior advantage on the field. The visors are maroon over one eye, orange over the other. It may look like a simple attempt to promote homerism, however, when looking through these visors players will be able to see holographic images of the coaches which will allow them to give facial gestures to let you know how they feel the player is performing. The holographs are still be tweaked as they currently just stare with desire at the turkey legs:

I don't know about you guys, but I am pumped to see them in action. I have a good feeling about this year!