The Frank Beamer Retirement Chronicles: Dr. Frank Beamer

Beamer fast-tracked to a degree.

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The doctor of gettin' after ya.

Radford University bestowed an honorary doctorate of public service upon Frank Beamer. Because let's be real, pummeling the Hoos 12-straight years was quite the public service. Beamer also served as the university's commencement speaker last Saturday.

"I got to tell you something right now, though," Beamer said. "Your days of hanging out at BT's, Macado's or Sharkey's on your parents' dollar are over. It's on you now. Welcome to the real world."

Yes.

The Frank Beamer Retirement Chronicles is The Key Play's effort to chronicle Beamer's retirement adventures, encounters, and social media appearances. Complete archives.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

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