Hatin' on Bronco Mendenhall

It's been a rough season thus far. I'd like to remind everyone that some have said in the past that a hypothetical 1-11 season would still be ok so long as that one win came over LOLUVa. Of course, anyone who said that was probably secretly thinking 6-7 was the lowest we'd ever see in the post independence bowl era. No matter. Let's cast aside all our or frustrations with our own team and dig down deep for some good old fashioned hatin' on the douchebags from cville and their weirdo coach.

Bronco Mendenhall put a video of his team breaking a pacer on the internet, but the real team building exercise was a group voodoo doll stabbing for each player on Tech's defense.

Bronco Mendenhall told the fans in Charlottesville not to make holiday plans because they were gonna go bowling in his first season...he then managed to go 2-10.

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