GAMBLING LINES 2019: WEEK 5

By: hokie07ME on September 23, 2019, 9:53 AM | 20 comments

I, and every other degenerate gambler out there, have this habit of getting too excited with my parlays. For instance, I had what turned out to be a fantastic 3 leg parlay thrown together, only to tack on just one more bet. FML. Even so, it would have been a wash of a weekend if Clemson could have scored just one more time or if UCF didn't inexplicably forget how to play football... Don't bet kids.

Anyway, on to this week's lines.

  • Pedo State (-6): In what world is #12 PSU only a 6 point favorite over Maryland? Maryland who was exposed by mighty Temple just two weeks ago? I'm sorry, give me the don't drop the soap sandusky's over the terps by double digits.
  • Temple (-8.5): Speaking of Temple....I'm loving that GT is expected to lose by more than a TD to the owls. Not loving what is says about our division, but, if there ever was a year for us to need a weak division, this is it.
  • ODU (-3): It's the battle of the obnoxious little brothers. I'm still pissed at ODU for gifting LOLUVa a TD last week and not finishing them off, but I can't stay mad at them. ODU (-3). After all, whoever heard of a let down game to Eastern Carolina the week after punching above your weight on national television?
  • anOSU (-14.5): I took this line and I fully expect this line to jump like crazy given that Nebraska isn't BAK and anOSU's only black mark this season is a head scratching 34 point win over FAU.

As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy.
Lines may change over the course of the week. I also may have made errors copying them. Always triple check when money is at stake
TKP does not encourage gambling and even if it did, I am neither employed nor sanctioned by Orange and Maroon Media, LLC so who cares.

Away Team Home Team Spread ___ Away Team Home Team Spread
Navy Memphis Memphis (-11.5) FAU Charlotte FAU (-1)
Duke Virginia Tech VT (-2.5) LOLUVa Notre Dame Notre Dame (-11)
Pedo State Maryland Pedo State (-6) Coastal Carolina App State App State (-16.5)
San Jose State Air Force Air Force (-20.5) USCw Washington Washington (-9)
Arizona State California Cal (-4.5) SMU USF SMU (-7)
Northwestern Wisconsin Wisconsin (-21.5) Cincinnati Marshall Cinci (-3)
Central Michigan Western Michigan Western Michigan (-16.5) Eastern Carolina ODU ODU (-3)
Buffalo Miami (OH) Miami (OH) (-2) New Mexico Liberty Liberty (-8)
BYU Toledo BYU (-3) Arkansas State Troy Troy (-6)
UL Lafayette Georgia Southern UL Lafayette (-3.5) Connecticut UCF UCF (-42.5)
Middle Tennessee State Iowa Iowa (-23.5) Stanford Oregon State Stanford (-3.5)
Northern Illinois Vanderbilt Vandy (-6.5) Mississippi State Auburn Auburn (-10.5)
Kansas State Oklahoma State OSU (-4) South Alabama UL Monroe UL Monroe (-16)
Texas Tech Oklahoma OU (-24.5) UTEP Southern Miss Southern Miss (-25)
Arkansas aTm aTm (-21.5) Louisiana Tech Rice LT (-11)
Wake Forest BC Wake (-6.5) UAB Western Kentucky UAB (-2)
Georgia Tech Temple Temple (-8.5) Colorado State Utah State Utah State (-20.5)
Iowa State Baylor Iowa State (-2.5) anOSU Nebraska anOSU (-14.5)
Akron Massachusetts Akron (-5) Fresno State New Mexico State Fresno State (-17.5)
Indiana Michigan State MSU (-15.5) Houston North Texas Houson (-2.5)
Clemson UNCHeat Clemson (-25.5) Washington State Utah Utah (-6)
Ole Miss Bama Bama (-34.5) Hawaii Nevada Nevada (-2)
Kansas TCU TCU (-16) UCLA Arizona Arizona (-7.5)
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