2019 Six Pick Week 7: The End of the Pirate Era

Welcome back to week 7! This will be a rather scarce week as I have tried posting this three times today and hotel internet is not cooperating with me. No Nerd facts. No point updates. Just hot, naked picks.

Nebraska
@ Minnesota (-7.5)

Pick: Nebraska is 4-2 and averaging 28~ ppg. Minnesota has put up an impressive 5-0 and manages 35 ppg. I take the Killer Gophers at home.

Colorado
@ Oregon (-20.5)

WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Pick: The PAC 12 has gone full coastal this year. I like the Buffs to cover in a barn burner of a game.

Florida
@ LSU (-13.5)

Pick: 7 v 5 with a 2 TD spread? Yikes. No one really believes in Florida. I don't either. Coach O's Fighting Geauxs win by at least 14.

Texas Tech
@ Baylor (-10)

Pick: A Big 12 game with the hot teams of the early 2010's. I'm gonna say gOoOoOoOoOoOo RaIdErS!!!! with the upset win.

Oklahoma (-11)
@ Texas

Pick: We got ourselves a shootout! This one is really doing to come down to who wants to play defense less. I have BOOMER SOONER by 17.

URI
@ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Pick: Easiest pick of the week. Hokies win by 45.

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Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

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BEER OF THE WEEK:

I'm going with my tried and true hydration system, COORS LIGHT!

Sorry for the shorter post without my normal wit and charm. I will make it up to you when we move to 4 - 2 next week.

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