OT: Dad Jokes

Ask TKP: Looking for guidance from the TKP staff.
I have enjoyed (in my own sadistic kind of way) an app on my new phone called "Laughs and Groans Dad Jokes" sourced by https:/icanhazdadjokes.com . [The jokes are not copywritten and I did get their OK to post them as long as I attributed the content to them. ] Examples:

  • When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I just had to put my foot down.
  • RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
  • What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he nearly walked into an oak tree? ..... Poetry!

While I think they are funny (what Dad wouldn't want to embarrass their kids in front of their friends with a few of these groaners?), but I am not sure if it is TKP-worthy and I can imagine how it might get out of hand. Looking for guidance from the TKP staff.

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi. Tech, Tech, V.P.I.
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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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