Duke 88, Virginia Tech 56, Summary

And by summary I mean a minimal amount of words surrounded by pictures, tweets, and stats.

Game Summary:

Duke was able to overcome Virginia Tech's early 4-point lead (1st half, 18:42), and win by 32 points.

Statistical summary:

• Erick Green 22 points (39.28% of Tech's total points)
• Seth Curry 22 points
• Virginia Tech 1-16 (6.3%) 3-Point FGs
• Duke 12-17 (70.6%) 3-Point FGs

Cassell Guard Chant Effectiveness Summary:

Coach K on Seth Curry: " By the way, we know who his daddy is. He was right behind the bench."— Mark Giannotto (@HokiesJournal) February 22, 2013

Who's your daddy? *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*

Coach K's underwear summary:

Bunched.

Dell Curry's Shoe Selection Summary:

Dell Curry rocking Maroon and Orange shoes. #Hokies twitter.com/vthokie/status…— Damian Salas (@vthokie) February 22, 2013

ACC Officiating Summary:

Erick Green's Game Summary:

Tech's Erick Green: "I just don’t get it man. How you don’t have, my family calls it, that dog in you. That comes out when you have heart.”— Mike Barber (@RTD_MikeBarber) February 22, 2013

Tech's Erick Green: “We just looked so dead out there. We look like, we’re just out there getting our butts whupped. It's just not even fun”— Mike Barber (@RTD_MikeBarber) February 22, 2013

Inflatable HokieBird Summary:

Upside down. (Pictures are via Giannotto and dukeblueplanet, respectively.)

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