Stewart Mandel requested college football teams as Arrested Development characters. I came up with these, and thought I'd share - feel free to post any of yours in the comments.
George Senior - Miami - Once a dominant program, they're now perpetually in legal trouble that just won't seem to go away, yet at the end of the day, it looks like they might just beat the system. We're all perpetually stunned at how they stay out of jail.
Lucille Bluth - Maryland - As much as they like to hang out at the country clubs with the Big 10 schools, we all know they're broke. They also have leathery turtle necks and move slowly.
Tobias Funke - Duke - They may insist/pretend they like football just like the rest of us, but we all know they're a basketball school. Plus, they blue themselves.
Gob Bluth - Clemson - They've got a lot of flash, showmanship, and excitement, but no matter how much money they seem to throw at their problems, stuff always seems to end poorly for them (ahem, Orange Bowl blowout).
Buster Bluth - Wake Forest - At the Milford Academy, they teach that children should be neither seen, nor heard. According to attendance records, Wake Forest fans feel the same way about football fans.
Ann Veal - UConn - Not a member of the family, but keeps trying to marry in, despite the majority of the ACC not really being all that crazy for them. Also, painfully boring, with an offense fit for 1985.
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