There's a real, actual GAME this month! Hatin' on the Offseason.

It's that time of year again, finally. The heat's still here, but the calendar has finally turned to a month where there's a game scheduled.

It's time to warm up your memes, puns, and general mockery so that we're ready to take down some opposing coaches. It time for the pre-season edition of Hatin' on the Offseason.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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This is my school
This is home

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

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"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

โ€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spiritโ€ David Wilson

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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This is my school
This is home

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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This is my school
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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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This is my school
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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.