It's been been 3 straight hours of my wife complaining about how I ate a cucumber. I got home from work and needed a snack before dinner was ready so I got out half a cucumber that I peeled a day ago but hadn't cut up yet, and just started eating it. My wife, who hates cucumbers in general, flipped out on me for not slicing up the cucumber. Why get a knife dirty right?
She has googled how to eat a cucumber, and showed me the top 20+ ways all were top slice them. I don't understand how I got her so upset. So is it wrong to not cut up a cucumber and eat it?
Edit: Fixed martial to marital
EDIT2: The debate has evolved to whether a cucumber is a fruit or vegetable (it's a fruit). And that fruits can't be green (honeydew). I think I might be winning this!
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