Hatin' on: Greg Schiano

Greg schiano coaches in New Jersey and at Rutgers.

Greg schiano thought the 2011 bowl game Rutgers played against Tech was good for the sport and really helped advance the game.

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Greg Schiano thinks charging $500 for a bottle of Elijah Craig Toasted Barrel Ryder Cup Commemorative edition is good for the industry, and people should be lining up to pay that price.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Greg thinks that rushing the victory formation is good sportsmanship.

Greg wishes this was the Big East game of the week!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Greg Schiano is the New Jersey version of pat nardouche

Schiano is a whino.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Greg Schiano thinks the NCAA gets transfer decisions right every time.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Greg Schiano lives and works in New Jersey.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

:C

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Greg Schiano was almost the coach at Tennessee and then the fan base ran him off.

#GregSchianoKnew

I been here since day 0.

Yeah he did!

Greg Schiano is a shmelt.

Greg Schiano wipes back to front with his bare hand

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Greg Schiano thinks our LBs are the strength of our defense

Onward and upward

Greg Schiano chops wood with a rubber mallet and a Phillips screwdriver.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

I mean. . . If he's successful with those tools, good for him. Results are results. Weights weigh the same.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Greg Schiano thinks Rutgers is the class of the B!G.

And that Michigan State is a close second on the high class scale.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

What does "class of the B1G" even mean?

Greg Schiano......

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Greg Schiano buys Megablocks instead of Legos

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Greg Schiano ain't shit

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Hence the expression, "doesn't know shit from Schiano".

Greg Schiano does not think the B1G's expansion was predatory.

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unpopular opinion here, but I don't think it was predatory either. I think the PAC schools came crawling to the B1G begging to be let in and they acquiesced.

Onward and upward

Greg Schiano has a huge nose

Go Hokies!

Not only does Greg Schiano live and work in New Jersey, Greg Schiano came back to New Jersey after leaving because he failed everywhere else.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Sadly, I used to live in NJ, moved away and then moved back as well.

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Greg Schiano used my mortising chisel as a screwdriver...to pry open paint cans.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

This one made me cringe

Onward and upward

Greg Schiano is a dick

Wait, am I supposed to hate on the guy or just spit facts?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I see you chose "both".

Greg Schiano makes shit salad out of chicken.

When asked which member of the Sopranoes he works be, Schiano said Pauly Tomato Can.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Greg Schiano thinks Atlantic City is better than Vegas

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Greg Schiano makes martinis 1:1 gin to vermouth.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Greg Schiano thinks the changes Delta Airlines is making to their skymiles program are a great idea.

I don't know how to pronounce Greg Schiano's last name and I don't even care enough to look it up.

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it's pronounced "Shinola"

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Greg Schiano anagrams to "Roach in eggs" and that's about how I feel about watching this game Saturday

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No one likes Greg Schiano.

None of this is a surprise to people in NFL scouting circles, who came to dread their visits to Rutgers when Schiano was coaching there from 2001 to 2011. As I wrote last September, such encounters were, in the words of one NFC personnel executive, "pure misery."

Fire Whit.

Greg Schiano only likes to make right turns, which is why he lives in NJ, the state of no left turns.

Greg Schiano still writes Santa with a list of what he wants for Christmas

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

And he always thinks that this will be the year he finally gets the Red Rider BB Gun.

What a dummy. We all know who you are really supposed to ask for presents this time of year.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I oppose anyone that goes against the VT

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Greg Schiano thinks adding salt to mashed potatoes makes them "too spicy"

Greg Schiano bakes his french fries

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Greg Schiano moved back to NJ because he was tired of pumping his own gas. In his own words: "it makes my hand stinky".

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Greg Schiano can't tell the difference between a Glenn and a Mike.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Lies. Greg knows damn well that's the guy who plays QB for the Giants.

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