OT: Your attention, please. I have a very important announcement to make 🫅🏻

As of Monday, January 6th, 2025 there is a new Turkey Leg Milestone that the single greatest poster of a generation, myself, has accomplished on this website. That is correct. 200,000 turkey legs!

Two
Hundred
Thousand

I mean it goes without saying, but I couldn't have done this without the help of my biggest fans, you people. It warms my heart that you have supported and validated everything I have said over the years so thoroughly to the point where, when I comment now I know I'm spitting hot fire that must be consumed by the masses. My reason and logic cannot be matched, I am basically the I am basically the Socrates of this generation, spinning together prose like the Faulkner of this forum, your modern day Key Play Twain. And I couldn't have done it without all of my loyal followers!

Have a great day, Hokie Nation!

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MV7, MV5, LT3, Kyron Drones, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Kyron Drones, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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