The Key Players Club Is Now Open

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The Key Players Club is officially open. There was a soft-open over the weekend after I pushed a bunch of new code live and it accidentally made its presence somewhat noticeable on TKP. For the twenty of you that dropped by, how was the decor, music and service?

All the information about The Key Players Club is on its membership page. In short, it's a new focused financial support system baked right into TKP, and one of the perks for joining is TKP's keychain bottle opener.


Don't let Umansky's hand distract you from TKP's gorgeous keychain bottle opener. He was a last minute fill-in for George Costanza.

Thank you to BilldozerVT for brainstorming The Key Players Club name, and to mstrawther for the original logo design that Tim Vasnelis transformed into a functional bottle opener.

The Key Players Club was my focus for the last 5 months. Coding the module to handle payments in-house was straightforward. The journey take a Virginia-shaped keychain bottle opener from conception to completion was arduous and rewarding. It involved many phone calls from me to machine shops asking, "Do you make all the things?". Also, Tim cut and test plenty of prototypes out of scrap steel.


"Oh sh--, it actually fu----- worked," I gleefully exclaimed after I was notified the first prototype opened a bottle.

I sincerely hope you enjoy it, TKP. And thank you for your support.

(And not to go all Steve Jobs, but if you haven't noticed, slick new mobile commenting navigation was rolled out too.)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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