Hokie Wonderland

Hello. If you hadn't noticed, it's winter; the holiday season is upon us. To celebrate, I like to change the words of the songs other people are singing about winter, snow, presents, bells and lame stuff like that to words about stuff I like. Like our football team. To help you out, play the video while you're singing; it will help, I promise.

Merry Christmas from everyone at The Key Play!

Keys will ring
Are you jumping
In the Lane
Sandman's pumping
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Hokie Wonderland

Gone away, the Hoos' roster
Here to stay, is Bud Foster
He signs a contract
As we troll TexAgs
Walking in a Hokie Wonderland

Up in Maryland we will beat the Bearcats
And pretend that it's the Sugar Bowl
There'll be lots of bourbon at the tailgate
And over Gunner our defense will roll

On the field
They're pass happy
We don't care, we've got Dadi
And Kyshoen Jarrett
Who'll break you like bread
Walking in a Hokie wonderland

J.C. runs
Makes the right cuts
In the hole
Defenders on butts
A Teller pancake
Their skulls he will break
Walking in a Hokie wonderland

Bubble screens, please no, Lord
Throw it deep, to Isaiah Ford
He's scoring touchdowns
To make Bearcats frown
Walking in a Hokie wonderland

In the backfield Ken and Marshall wreck shop
D-Block's knocking all the passes down
We'll have lots of FAINTs from Mr. Fuller
And behind the o-line the rock we will pound

When he jumps
Bucky's thrilling
As he grows
through the ceiling
Pride and Joy will play, the Beamerball way
Walking in a Hokie wonderland